apocalypse defense techniques

[thazestyburrito]

So since the end times seem a bit nearer nowadays I was wondering what kind of apocalypse defense techniques you guys plan to use my current game plan for a zombie apocalypse is an epic jet black shined armor suit with a jetpack along with an axe 2 samurai swords and some cool looking throwing knives so even if I do get crushed by the hundreds of zombies attacking me it still looks totally badass. For a robot rebellion im just stockpiling guns and plan to use this guide to help me kill the robots Pure Evil: The 12 most evil robots of all time and how to thwart them -... - StumbleUpon granted only 12 are listed but theres no way they would make a robot capable of staging an uprising unless it was one of these guys.
Whats your defense plan?

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[Kronos]

i always imagined myself with an ak and spas-12 shooting whichever bitch dares come near me and taking out a a sword similar to clouds in final fantasy. And did i mention i would have super powers

[thazestyburrito]

i always imagined myself with an ak and spas-12 shooting whichever bitch dares come near me and taking out a a sword similar to clouds in final fantasy. And did i mention i would have super powers

dude sounds pretty sick
I just thought of this but it would be great to be like some uber jedi and use like a force repulse move and then just watch the waves of zombies that go flying into the air

[Kronos]

dude sounds pretty sick
I just thought of this but it would be great to be like some uber jedi and use like a force repulse move and then just watch the waves of zombies that go flying into the air

Nice but it wont actually kill them D: I like seeing their brains blown to pieces <3 DX

[Yofool4]

In the case of zombies:

Weapon(s):

• Vepr 12 Tactical Shotgun

1000 rounds of 12 gauge "Bird Bomb" explosive ammunition shotgun shells

5 Vepr 12 magazines

• AW 50 Anti-Material Sniper Rifle

100 rounds of .50 cal ammunition

5 AW 50 magazines

• 2 - 24 Inch Kukri Knives

Armor(s):

• Dragon Skin Armor

W/ Stab proof inserts

• Riot leg, arm, and helmet

Vehicle(s):

• Ford F-450 Lariat

Spiked Snow Plow

Door Defense Flamethrower (activated by remote attached to steering wheel)

Windshield mounted M249 Para light machine gun (passenger side)

Computer controlled RMG .50 heavy machine gun mounted on the truck bed w/ night vision and regular camera (controlled by computer fixed on passenger dashboard)

That's really all I can think of off the top of my head...

P.S. if you don't know any of the guns look them up some are fairly cool.

EDIT:
Links:
Vepr 12
AW .50
Kukri Knives (2 of these only longer and with Damascus steel blades)
Dragon Skin Armor
Door Flamethrower (something along the lines of what is in this video)
M-249 Para
RMG .50

[Kronos]

In the case of zombies:

Weapon(s):

• Vepr 12 Tactical Shotgun

1000 rounds of 12 gauge "Bird Bomb" explosive ammunition shotgun shells

5 Vepr 12 magazines

• AW 50 Anti-Material Sniper Rifle

100 rounds of .50 cal ammunition

5 AW 50 magazines

• 2 - 24 Inch Kukri Knives

Armor(s):

• Dragon Skin Armor

W/ Stab proof inserts

• Riot leg, arm, and helmet

Vehicle(s):

• Ford F-450 Lariat

Spiked Snow Plow

Door Defense Flamethrower (activated by remote attached to steering wheel)

Windshield mounted M249 Para light machine gun (passenger side)

Computer controlled RMG .50 heavy machine gun mounted on the truck bed w/ night vision and regular camera (controlled by computer fixed on passenger dashboard)

That's really all I can think of off the top of my head...

P.S. if you don't know any of the guns look them up some are fairly cool.

Holy shit. LOL

[Yofool4]

Holy shit. LOL

My friends had something like this a while ago, but this is all I remember telling them.

P.S. The Kukri knives must be Damascus Steel :P

[Demosthenes]

underwear.

[Kronos]

underwear.

O H M Y G O D Demos underwear reeks of danger and the deadliness of baby powder.