Kandor is rude :O

[zulzarax]

He masturbates to squirrels.

Proof:

Chat Log: (With a hoe)

Toxic: ZULZ
Toxic: ,333
Me: TOXIC
Me: <3
Toxic: Kandor masturbates over squirrels D=
Me: wtaf
Toxic: He admitted it while you were away D=
Me: im gonna slap him silly
Toxic: Yoiu can't blame him, you jerk off over ponies >_>
Me: i dont
Me: that will ruin friendships
Me: and friendship is magic
Me: c:
Toxic: You have friendships
Toxic: With ponies
Me: yus
Me: applejack is teh bestest
Me: i just realised something
Me: i can never go to texas
Toxic: ?
Me: if everything is bigger in texas
Toxic: Are ponies banned in texas?
Me: my penis will be too big
Me: so i will pass out
Toxic: How did I know that was coming...
Me: you didnt
Me: c:
Toxic: I did
Toxic: The second I saw if everything is bigger
Toxic: I thought
Toxic: He's gonna make a statement about his dick -.-
Me: c:
Me: DAMNIT
Me: how can i take a chatlog?
Toxic: Whatcha mean?
Me: im posting this in spam

Edit: Looks cooler in code.
Edit Edit: Toxic must have a capital letter.
Edit Edit Edit: DONT EDIT MAH SHIZ TOKZIK
Edit Edit Edit Edit: I EDIT WAT I WANT beach
Edit Edit Edit Edit Edit: I'm telling Davee

Phoenix-editing out Toxics naughty word and replacing it with family friendly "beach", i believe this is necessary if we are to surpass IGN.

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[Kandor]

Rofl at all the related articles being about me <3

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[Snipes12]

He is kinda wrong,

if he goes to Texas, people will just squint at his penis and say "is that it?"


I'm sure that is already the case for wherever that person lives though.

[zulzarax]

He is kinda wrong,

if he goes to Texas, people will just squint at his penis and say "is that it?"


I'm sure that is already the case for wherever that person lives though.

> Implying I'm davee.